In the world of shitty shit, an opening of a new gay night in Boston turned out to leave much more to desire. And the idea that people thought (or still think) that they can pull off a gay hip hop night in major competition with one of the most popular clubs in Boston leaves me dazed and confused, haha. So, major pre-gaming thank god otherwise the night might have been deadly painful. Enter a drag queen that looked like Macy Gray which might make you wonder why on earth someone would try to achieve that but oh well. Fill the club with more 19yo's than one could possibly stand, some ghetto people ordering shit champagne and acting like they are CK models on a couch. Then after scoping out the scene, you notice what has to be a combo between BoyGeorge, Britney Spears and Michael Jackson performing (though, he wasn't paid) in the middle of the dancefloor. I am not trying to rag on people but like seriously. Unless Justin is standing infront of you asking for a dance-off, don't try. But, wait.. it gets better. Cozy up to the bar to get a Stoli and Cranberry, girl bartender says $7.00. I think well a little steep but maybe it's fine. 5 minutes later I wonder if I should go back to the bar and ask for the Stoli vodka that she clearly forgot to put into my juice. Then, a Long Island for $10.00. Ridiculous. I am totally fine to buy 10$ drinks (i am not cheap that way, or with alcohol) if they are WORTH IT. And then there was the rest of the night, haha. I'm debating writing the rest only for emotional protection but I think it is best. I was the only one out of all of my friends at one point that was not heavily petting/makingout/grinding/fucking someone on the dance floor. I wanted to turn to them and say, "I am super excited cupid has hit you but I am going to go drown myself in the toilet." And then there was the end when three of us tried to find our way out of the club but basically couldn't for more than 5 minutes. Considering the Buenos Aires and Rhode Island club fires, I am sure that this idea was not the best. Chances of me going back, 1 in 6. Though, going out with the boys is always fun.
In other news, Calvin Klein has been spotted in Brazil hunting down boys to fuck model. I only say fuck because these pictures look like it's his first time in a gay bar. Thanks Brazil :)
Thanks for this post. I was really missing Boston until I read it.
Still miss you, rockstar.
xoxo
Posted by: Y | January 31, 2005 at 04:30 PM