I found this at Alexsander and I have to admit, it is hysterical. Especially with the top/bottom definitions. ALEXSANDER.
Gay Dictionary
I found this on myspace, it's kinda funny:
After-hours -- where you go when the bars are closed and you still haven't found someone to sleep with.
Bicurious -- gay bottom
Bisexual -- gay power bottom
Bottom -- orientation preferred by 95% of the gay population
Butch -- what gay men who don't think they act gay call themselves. Actual butch men will never need to use this term.
Cuddle -- sexual activity in which there is no exchange of bodily fluid.
Drama -- an imaginary condition made up by sad, lonely individuals with no real problems in their life who feel the need to drag stable, well-balanced individuals who are trying to make a valuable contribution to society down to their level in hopes of making themselves feel better.
Expiration Dating - Frequent hot sex with someone you know is only in town for a short period of time, and that you know you have no chance of actually dating seriously because they aren't local.
Gurl -- the first word of every sentence. "Gurl, you 'bout ready to go?" or "Gurl, I haven't had sex in 3 days!"
Gym Bunny -- a troll who has realized that his only chance of getting laid is to work out every day.
Hayyy -- a greeting. The gayer you are, the more Y's you put at the end.
Homewrecker -- the person who stole your ex
One Night Stand -- a very short-term relationship, the end of which is signified by someone putting on their pants.
Rough Trade -- a one night stand that you will later pretend never happened.
Shot -- when you need to get drunker faster
Top -- see Bottom
Trick -- See Trade
Versatile -- glorified Bottom (but will top if absolutely necessary)
Whore -- anyone who has more sex than you.
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