My friend H and I have been talking about the gay 10% and various other things dealing with homosexuality and what-not recently. We really started dreaming and started imagining an entirely gay city/country, like that of Israel and where straight people need visas to get in and are only allowed weekly visits. The most hysterical and I think the most true, given that yesterday at the gym it was fully in action, is the narcissistic action of staring at yourself in the mirror while working out. "Straight" boys/men will stare at themselves while they beef up their bodies at the gym constantly. Like as I noticed yesterday when it was so blantantly obvious, they will stare, pose, turn, model, pose pump their muscles. It is a total love affair with the male body. And one of the gayest things that the majority of the straight male culture does. So that 10% everyone talks about is a lot higher when fully investigated. Oh, and I won't even talk about the steam room/sauna where the "straight" horned up boys after their sweaty workout seem to need a lot more action than their girlfriend or wife can provide. Haha, ew.
I think some “straight” men have come to realize that God blessed gay men and cursed “truly” straight men. Therefore a lot of “straight” men want to be gay men. Gay men have their body of preference to ogle in the mirror - hence the obsession with the mirror. And even more importantly, gay men have their organ of preference to “play” with when masturbating.
Conversely, “truly” straight men prefer tits and pussy but have to settle with playing with their dicks when by themselves to get off and staring at a body that they aren’t sexually attracted to. I bet if “truly” straight men had tits and a pussy they’d be checking themselves out in the mirror even more and getting off a lot more. Just sayin. :)
Posted by: Mike | December 14, 2006 at 06:13 PM