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Condom Ads

I think these ad's for condom use are really great.  Take a look.

Stonewall and Riot

I used to love Joe Phillips and his cartoons.  So much so that I bough his last DVD House of Morecock.  I just discovered that he is coming out with a new gay anime thing called Stonewall and Riot which looks totally fun and sexy.  It is a sort of Gotham-like NYC with gay superheroes.  Check out the trailer here.

Gay Dictionary

I found this at Alexsander and I have to admit, it is hysterical. Especially with the top/bottom definitions. ALEXSANDER.

Gay Dictionary

I found this on myspace, it's kinda funny:

After-hours -- where you go when the bars are closed and you still haven't found someone to sleep with.

Bicurious -- gay bottom

Bisexual -- gay power bottom

Bottom -- orientation preferred by 95% of the gay population

Butch -- what gay men who don't think they act gay call themselves. Actual butch men will never need to use this term.

Cuddle -- sexual activity in which there is no exchange of bodily fluid.

Drama -- an imaginary condition made up by sad, lonely individuals with no real problems in their life who feel the need to drag stable, well-balanced individuals who are trying to make a valuable contribution to society down to their level in hopes of making themselves feel better.

Expiration Dating - Frequent hot sex with someone you know is only in town for a short period of time, and that you know you have no chance of actually dating seriously because they aren't local.

Gurl -- the first word of every sentence. "Gurl, you 'bout ready to go?" or "Gurl, I haven't had sex in 3 days!"

Gym Bunny -- a troll who has realized that his only chance of getting laid is to work out every day.

Hayyy -- a greeting. The gayer you are, the more Y's you put at the end.

Homewrecker -- the person who stole your ex

One Night Stand -- a very short-term relationship, the end of which is signified by someone putting on their pants.

Rough Trade -- a one night stand that you will later pretend never happened.

Shot -- when you need to get drunker faster

Top -- see Bottom

Trick -- See Trade

Versatile -- glorified Bottom (but will top if absolutely necessary)

Whore -- anyone who has more sex than you.

What Kinda Gay Boy Am I ?

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Eating Out 2 / Preview

Holy Shit, he is HOT as FUCK and HUNG. This NEEDS to be seen.

12 million orders

Listening Post.

After a story surfaced yesterday that Apple had placed an order for 12 million music-playing cellphones with Hon Hai's Foxconn (the same company that manufactures its iPods), speculation about an upcoming Apple phone has gone through the roof. But due to the weirdness of the cellphone business, which uses extreme hardware subsidies to ensnare customers in lengthy contracts and get them to use expensive add-on features, the hard thing is figuring out how Apple will sell such a phone, if it is to exist.

I think Jupiter analyst Ian Fogg has the right idea (from Leander Kahney's latest column):

"The most likely scenario, as Jupiter analyst Ian Fogg has pointed out, is that the iPhone will be a stand-alone device that will accept a standard SIM card. You'll pop the SIM card out of your current cell phone and plug it into the iPhone. It'll be just like buying an unlocked handset from Asia, except you'll buy it at an Apple store instead of on Craigslist.

"An iPhone with no provider strings attached would be better for the online iTunes store than selling tunes over the airwaves, as some cell companies are trying to do."

If this scenario is right, Steve Jobs is betting that people would rather pay $300 or so for an iPhone than accept a free or nearly free (subsidized) phone from a cellphone provider. This is going to have to be one heck of an iPhone.

Couldn't Apple make a deal with a cell provider to subsidize the iPhone and lower its upfront price? I doubt it -- cellphone providers have their dander up about selling music OTA (over the air) from their own stores; if the iPhone takes off, they can kiss that idea goodbye for the next few years anyway, so they're not likely to be doing Apple any favors in the cellphone arena.

Switch to Apple. Why? Hot Boys.

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